you know what really turns me on?
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever
if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt
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