One time my brother gave me my wallet for Christmas. Not a wallet, my wallet. As in the wallet I already owned and it was missing $20. My brother stole $20 from me for Christmas.
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"internet relationships aren’t real" well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit
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when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
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