(Source: ixue, via bigbootyj00dy)

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*
Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now



it was one time

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*

Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now

it was one time

(via bigbootyj00dy)

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

(via zackisontumblr)

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via sniffing)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via fake-mermaid)

cognac:

shrug:

hi:

how to figure out if you have the perfect roommate..

image

you mention something about pokémon

image

then this happens

also he looks like a sexy lumber jack with his shirt half unbottoned

he could go down on me like timber

(via officialwhitegirls)

(Source: ihugpugs, via cozycunt)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: feyminism, via fake-mermaid)

(Source: srsfunny, via surfursparadise)

(Source: meangirls3, via oomshi)

anacondom:

google is scary accurate nowadays

anacondom:

google is scary accurate nowadays

(via officialwhitegirls)

casadelanime:

casadelanime:

tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever

if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

(Source: casa-del-anime, via sniffing)

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

(via officialwhitegirls)